| nine * momma's talkin' soft |
[14 Aug 2011|06:33pm] |
[Private from Dinah]
My mother is on here. My. Mother. Who I haven't seen OR talked to in twelve years. The universe is clearly having a laugh at my expense. This is not the end of the world, Miranda, honestly. There are worse things that could happen. News flash, Rose: you've never met the woman. I have seventeen years experience to your none, so believe me when I say this is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
Ugh, I need a drink. And a babysitter.
Oh, fuck, if she finds out about Libby, I am never going to hear the end of it.
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| eight * bump in a dump til you're dead |
[21 Jul 2011|02:00pm] |
Why do so many assholes out there think that stripper is synonymous for hooker? For fucks sake, I may show you some skin, but that sure as hell doesn't mean you get to touch. So, yeah, go on fellas, fork over all the cash you want, you're not getting me into some scummy motel room. My dignity's worth far more than any sum of money you can come up with.
Oh, and for any conservative smart asses out there? Just because a woman takes her clothes off for a living doesn't mean she has no self-respect or morals or values. We do what we have to do to survive in this fucked up economy, just like anyone else.
Thank you and good night.
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| seven * born too soon and started too late |
[25 Jun 2011|03:15pm] |
Good news: Wednesday was my birthday and I was able to get a babysitter so I could go out and party. Bad news: I'm now one year away from being thirty. Fuck my life. How much you wanna bet I get fired as soon as it happens? I'm just lucky it didn't happen when I got knocked up.
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| six * funny, you're a man who likes children |
[19 May 2011|01:27pm] |
Ugh, men can be such assholes. I can definitely see why Rose preferred the single life. No obligations to anyone, well, except your kid(s), being able to do your own thing etc. etc. Most importantly NOT waking up to your date from last night expecting you to make him breakfast. Threw his ass right out the door. I refuse to turn into my mother.
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| five * i was born too soon and started too late |
[27 Mar 2011|06:40pm] |
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You know a role has been done to death when you come across compilations like this. Don't get me wrong, I'm little flattered, but it's just all kinds of crazy.
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| four * momma is gonna see to it |
[25 Feb 2011|07:02pm] |
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So I come home from work today and go to take a shower. When I come back out, Libby's playing with one of my g-strings. Pretty cute, especially when she put it on her head. Had to take a picture of that!
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| three * curtain up, light the lights |
[14 Feb 2011|11:24am] |
Oh, for fuck's sake, another movie? I don't know whether to vomit or be flattered. Grant it, I know we're kind of the kill-for role in musical theatre for women, but, really this is getting ridiculous. Let's not even mention the fact that, big name or not, the old bitty's a little too ancient to be playing us. Patti LuPone being almost fucking sixty in the last revival was bad enough, but an almost seventy-year-old? This is where we draw the line.
( Mark )
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| two * have an eggroll, mr. goldstone |
[16 Jan 2011|09:55pm] |
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Question for the masses: if your headmate had a pet, is it normal for you to get saddled with it yourself? Just asking 'cause someone from the Agency or whatever showed up the other day with Rose's dog. It wouldn't be such a big deal if my apartment building allowed pets. Would've just turned it away, but Rose wouldn't hear about it. So now I'm stuck with the mutt and she won't even let me change its name. I mean, for Chrissake, whoever heard of naming your dog after a Chinese dish?
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| one * everything's coming up roses |
[26 Dec 2010|01:36pm] |
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Geez, you all sure can ramble. Doesn't look as if I've been missing out on much not coming on here for the first couple of months. I'm going to keep this short and sweet because I have a kid to feed. I'm Miranda, she's the stage mother from hell. Nice to meet you all.
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